Musk I say this!?

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#TrumpTrain Everyone says Elon Musk is a genius-rockets, cars, social media-
but when it comes to privacy rights, he thinks he has the right
to everyone’s privates. Maybe that’s why he bought Twitter-
he thought “X” marked the spot!

He can silence people’s right to speak, but when it comes
to getting things to actually work, well-let’s just say
his rockets aren’t the only things that have trouble launching!

And let’s be honest: when your ex-wife’s an actress,
has zero social media, and is a complete ghost online,
it’s probably because Elon’s making sure she can’t be heard-
not just seen.

It’s ironic Elon Musk and Trump are such buddies-Trump acts
like he’s got a little boy crush on Elon just because he plays with rockets.
But the only thing actually benefiting from their friendship
is good TV-two egos, one reality show, and a lot of airtime.

Trump’s not Orphan Annie, but with those Daddy Issues,
he’s got more in common with Daddy Warbucks than he thinks.
Maybe if Warbucks and Trump stopped stroking their egos,
checked their brain cells, and quit whispering to their billionaire buddies,
they’d finally see the CIA’s got their ear-
and maybe, just maybe, get over their crap and check the video feed
before another pie hits their face.

Elon and Trump: proof you can reach for the stars,
miss the point, and still end up on primetime!

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