Col mustard: "I'm gonna say it's no won"

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Oh my God hi! My name is Colonel Mustard and the common sense Condiment! Serious thing normally I'd be in the game clue and you be trying to figure out if I was murdered or did it we are trying to prevent real life s*** cuz people are dumb and this b**** is tired of it, also she has diplomatic immunity so let's spread some common sense instead of idiocracy! So welcome to my page!




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